How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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