Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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