who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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