I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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