Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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