Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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