yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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