she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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