Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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