i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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