Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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