so let's talk penis.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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