The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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