Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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