normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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