yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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