question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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