If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
sex on a bike is impossible
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