And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Blood and glitter go together right?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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