Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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