No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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