how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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