do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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