I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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