So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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