Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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