So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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