I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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