I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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