I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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