why didn't you poke me back
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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