Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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