I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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