Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize