I never want to see another naked old woman again.
thus making me awesome and them whores
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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