i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
