I'm so fucking centered right now
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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