I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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