Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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