Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
