All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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