Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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