what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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