Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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