Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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