gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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