Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
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I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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