then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
40s are totally the cure
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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