did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
porn star boner night. come get it.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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