Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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