Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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