Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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