I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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