Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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