i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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