Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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